This is my religion and how I show my devosion for our lord and saviour kenny.Enjoy
Hail Kenny, full of boats, the stache is with thee. Blessed are those amongst urbans and blessed is the fruit of thy loins, Duck. Holy Kenny, father of Duck, pray for us shitbirds now and in the hour of our bite. Aboat.
The (Boat)lord’s Prayer
Our Father, who art in Wellington, Kenneth be thy name. Thy saltlick come, thy will be done in Howe’s as it is in Savannah. Give us this day our daily boat, and forgive us our shitbirdness, as we forgive those who shitbird against us, and lead us not into the Jane ending, but deliver us from Lilly. For thine is the saltlick, and the urban, and the moustache, for ever, and ever, Aboat.
Glory Be to the Boatgod
Glory be to the Kenny and to the AJ and to the Holy Clem. As it was in the beginning is now, and ever shall be, Boatness without end. Aboat.
Oath of Team Kenny
Night gathers, and now my loyalty begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no Luke, hold no Jane, shoot no Kenny. I shall live no Howe’s and in no Wellington. I shall live and die for my loyalty. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher for Clem. I am the shield that guards the team of Ken. I pledge my life and honor to Team Kenny, for this night and all the nights to come.