Story Sunday (update edition)

Story Sunday
(update edition)

Negan stands before the survivors, their spirits broken and their bodies beaten into submission

Negan: Did you really think you were gonna get away with defying the will of the Saviors?
Survivors: …
Negan: I don’t wanna hurt anyone but you’ve killed alot of my men and that can’t go unpunished so someone has got to pay the price.
Rick: You don’t need to do this, you’ve proven your point Negan.
Negan: I’m gonna ####ity ####'n #### #### you in the ####!!!
Carl: Uhm, dad… does he have a speech impediment?
Negan: What the ####ity ####'n ####?
Rick: I don’t know but he seems real mad. Maybe he’s having a stroke?
Negan: Quiet, do you want me to #### you? ####!!! What is going on here?
Michonne: I can see his mouth moving but not much is coming out.
Maggie: Well, there is a little bit of a gurgling sound but I can’t understand what he’s saying. Maybe he’s from Louisiana?
Dwight: Hahahaha!!! Oops, sorry Neagn.
Negan: Aaaahhhhh, ####### #### son of a ##### mutha####### #### #####!!!
Glenn: He seems to have trouble every time he gets angry and starts swearing.

Negan points his bat at Glenn and coughs to clear his throat

Negan: This is ###### and… What, that’s not even a bad word! ####!!!
Survivors: Hahahaha…
Negan: This isn’t #####!!! What?!? Since when is the word ###### a ####### bad word?
Heath: I think this guy is gonna lose it. Look out Glenn he’s gonna…
Glenn: Ahhh!!! No!!!
Negan: #### ### #####!!!

Negan holds Lucile high above his head and in his frustration slams her into the ground, at which point he loses his grip and the bat bounces back up and crushes into his testicles

Everyone: Hahahahahaha!!!
Negan: ####!!!

Negan collapses to his knees holding his shattered junk

Glenn: Well, that was an unfortunate ending.

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Hahaha indeed

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Scopley, fire your storyboarding team and sign this dude up

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Enjoyed that, thanks for writing it bro

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This made me lololol

Haha, we need more stories like this.

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