CRW with Decataur-you have no chance


#1

Good evening mortals.

After an invigorating, but yet meaningful show of my true selflessness nature, tonight the ever dominant wolf pack ( or Terminal cafe as we want to be known as for tax avoidance schemes and to hide from the better teams), threw a lifeline to our nearest “competitor”.
After much deliberation, I decided to it better to kick half of my faction (as my back hurts due to all the carrying) and assimilate half of my nearest “competition”. I mean, who would not want to be a part of my faction? After all, my hair is AMAZING !!

I look forward to announcing the thrashing I personally will give your regions best teams. The only reason I need a faction is because of this stupid idea that it take 8 teams. And taking the best 15 from the nearest cometition will just make life easier. But enough about them. It is all about me.

I look forward to taking your team out with my superior mellee teams. Or range teams. I have every toon there is, so you don’t stand a chance. I am #1 in Decaraur. Have I mentioned that before?
#1 in Decataur & #1 in your hearts. And guys, keep your gals locked up. My man-bun is irresistable and has the women virtualy swooning. I can’t fight them off fast enough with my virtual stick.

So I, Lames (#1 in Decataur if I haven’t already mentioned it) am saying that who ever comes against Decataur, you may as well join my pack of swooning virtual women and give yourselves to me as after a short while, you will be putty in my hands.
If you are coming to war against me, you may as well not bother as I have worked out all the outcomes and I wind up #1 !!! Haha
So bow down in awe this coming CRW and watch in awe & delight.

Peace out
Master Lames.


#2

I know way more than I need to about Decataur… most of which has been learned just the past few days :roll_eyes:


#3

And here I was thinking I was getting boring by flying the DADE flag every so often.


#4

Decatur is going to lose as a region because wolf pack or cafe or whatever crap you guys want to be called don’t allow for any competition in the region itself.


#5

Destroy and create, create and destroy. You are well on your way to taking your first step as a Wanderer. Do not be deceived by the treasures my friend, through change we find great knowledge.

Should you happen upon Morgan region in this coming war, seek me out. I shall show the ways of the wanderers with thee.


#7

This is all very sad and lame.


#8

I am glad you know my name.

Are you swooning yet?


#9

As a wolf, I think this wolfpack is extremely weak and will lose to any region it wars against.


#10

No it will not young pup !!

I am Lames, with the credit card of infinite usage !!! Anytime you want to try it out, come at me.
I bet mine is bigger than yours.

I am the Alpha.

I
Am

LAMES !!!


#11

While your infinite credit card sounds quite amazing, I can still kick your ass without money. It’s funny you and your tools have to come to the forums with excuses for how bad you guys are.


#12

Kinda hope that whomever matches with them kicks their butts.


#13

They normally do war pigs wrecked them and they lost the 2 blitz wars


#14

So whats all this posing about?


#15

Shut up Stephen.

I
AM

LAMES!!


#16

Overcompensating for your tiny penis?


#17

Lames is delighted.

Lames is happy.

Lames is amazing

Lames is also #1 (if you didn’t know)


#18

Lames says puppy, know your place at the bottom of MY food chain.


#19

Lames is aptly named.

Enjoy your CRW!


#21

Lames asks Tully if she likes man-buns?


#22

Now he speaks in 3rd person?! He must be losing his sanity now that no one believes him.