A Scopely/RTS Haiku - Post yours

Free Mod Map missing
Buggy gameplay is certain
Screw ups by Scopely

12 Likes

Truth is spoken
Moderators are trigerred
My posts are missing.

15 Likes

Level Ups Every Day
Global Chat Cant Say Shit Now
Keep On Surviving

14 Likes

Oh i got another one.

Keep the punishment
Bad advertising
No more pay bills

1 Like

This game was good
Now bubble witch rates higher
Scopely doesn’t worry

2 Likes

People like to play.
Scope cares about your fun game
only when you pay

2 Likes

Scopely
sucks

1 Like

Game of RNG
Are you feeling lucky? No?
Not dedicated.

3 Likes

11 hours til war
Still No matches listed
War is not certain

5 Likes

Free Mod Removal
@JB.Scopely Where is it?
Im Out Of Scraps Bruh

4 Likes

I love this…complaint via haiku :joy:

3 Likes

Those haikus are
Way more creative
Than Scopely lately

:zipper_mouth_face:
Future flagged area :roll_eyes:

4 Likes

Scopely is god.
Scopely is my whole life.
Scopely is great.

2 Likes

Not raking in dough?
Just release an OP toon!
Balance is for chumps.

Want a new event?
Here! Enjoy this broken one!
We’ll never fix it.

Release a new mode?
Or update existing modes?
A new mode it is!

Lore? What is this “lore”?
Rosita is a cowgirl.
Shut up and pay us.

11 Likes

Lmfao gannicusG

One for the territory’s

You assigned teams
But the game has crashed
Now it is walkered

1 Like

CRW at last,
Cant wait to use my new toons,
the faction amped up

Yay! matched! crap top 5,
OP Defs, & ded, re-search,
Wut!! these guys again …

2 Likes

Did a forty pull
Oh look! Thirty nine four stars
And an OG zeke

5 Likes

Asks for JB’s help
Checks forums multiple times
Silence is golden

You want absolute defence
You wait for two whole days
Bonus def 35% again

3 Likes